Did you know? According Article V, Paragraph 4.3 of the International Association of Independent Bookstores in Remote Locations….

Did you know? According Article V, Paragraph 4.3 of the International Association of Independent Bookstores in Remote Locations – also known as the now-infamous “Salzburg Modification of 1992,” we are “aurally mandated” to play “A Little Touch of Schmilsson in the Night” on “any morning that can ‘justifiably interpreted’ as ‘evocatively damp.'”

 

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